BOSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY

BOSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN YOU PLEASE GO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR LOUSY KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

men men!

HAHA..bosy..bet u tot i was gonna write abt e 'men' kid rite!! but NO..hahaha..*shock surprise shock*...im gd *beams proudly* my knees are dying on me man..poor them..n lian said tt since i couldnt bend my knees properly so i shld just walk with my knees str8 and start walking in a 8-zhi4-xing2....which reminded me of huang di! hahahahaha..DAMN funny e way huang di walks!yeah..tts all actually..haha..but dun worry..u wont c me walking lidat anytime soon ya..haha..its too embarassing..*hides face*

den den! i duno wats wrong with my knees la..but i just had this like flash-into-e-future thought of me sitting in a wheelchair looking forlorn and lonely...all cos i didnt c a doc for my knee pains...TSK! haha..yeahh..but even aft tt 'peek' into e future..im still nt goin to c a doc..hahahaha..my knees crack everytime i walk up one step u noe! v disgusting! *shudder* its a sign tt i shldnt go running or jogging or playing badminton..sad! just as i got into e badminton playing mood...mayb jump ard too much during badminton..

bloggy bosy!

elO! elO! hahahah..wanted to blog yest.but was way way way too tired...nw i kinda appreciate y teachers are kinda hard to b...waking up at 6 everymorning requires some shit determination man..haha!

anyways!! in their evaluations..one of e kids THANKED ME!!!! hahahaha..feel so appreciated man..*beams* yeahhh..think e workshops are quite an eyeopener man..i mean..u nvr tot tt ther would b so many diff kinds of kids...i mean guess when we were their age we didnt really think much abt cliques and groups, abt how our comments hurt others, abt how in a group we can give each other courage to do things we normally wouldnt do as individuals....cool..

must tell u abt this school's kids...WAH..freaking noisy laaaa..n they are mad..hahah..very competitive leh..run here run ther during e challenges..v hyper..but some small grps v noisy..n hyperactive..just canot keep quiet n listen 4 1min..wah.attention span v short..think their teacher almost burst a few major arteries liao..ahha pek chek xia..sad thing couldnt go back to st nicks..they nvr request 4 workshop..otherwise go back c teacher EAT IKAN BILIS! *drool* hahaha..i miss e ikan bilis.....................*thinks....drools*

funky specs! (part duex)

eh eh..bosy! check out my new LOUD n funky specs!!! hahaha.i shall turn up at sch on tues with my specs n SHOCK 'em ALL !!!! wahhahahahaha..sounds like a gd plan to me! =p

funky specs!

BOSYYYY!!!! i found my funky specs!!!! WOOHOO..havent bot them yet thou...i tried them on briefly only...they are RED n funky n cool n v flashy n RED n did i mention FUNKY! hahahaha..found them at a shop in serangoon central...totally unexpectedly...cos me n shumin were on our way to buy lunch frm KFC ... n we were walking under shelter all e way and BOOM i saw my funky specs in e display window wher i fell in love w them....AND e best part is.....THAT.....it...only....COST......55bucks!!!! wahhahahahaha..makes me feel stoopid 4 wanting to pay 100+++ at TM tt day man

i WILL go back n look at them again...tt shop has preeeetty cool specs man..haha..cheap cheap cheapppp.. *rubs hands in gleeee*

O..i gotta teach u sthg man....n tt is....."ima nan ji desuka?????" it means wat is the time in jap...COOL eh? im irritating lian with it...wahhaha..i tink she totally regrets teaching me tt phrase man...n like how to use it n how to reply it...HAHA...O..n u reply to tt qn...."ima ____ (hour e.g 1,2,3 till 12) ji ___ (minutes e.g 5,10,15 till 55) pun/fun (e use depending on whether ur minute ends with a '5' or a '0' like....u use pun for 10,20,30,40 and 50 while u use fun for 5,15,25 etc) desu"....so its 0120hrs now...so i would reply "ima ichi ji ni ju pun desu" hahhaha..COOl eh! i would teach u how to say wat ur telephone number is ...butttt...lets leave tt 4 another day yeah! hahaha..kinda miss learning french...will make it a point to learn when i get ther! hopefully they offer it as an elective!

O! did i tell u????? i hav to get a 1st aid cert when i get ther man...i wonder how long it will tk...n if its failable?? hahah..

anyways...abt mr ch. ...haha..can i PLS laugh at u???? *shakes head*
dun hav too much expectations and just b openminded and most importantly...b a frend 1st....no point having weird little feelings but nt b frends...haha..i think...*sagely advice frm e sage-like one*


O! n kelly's coming back!!! (AGAIN!) haha..coming back on friday!!! we cant b at e airport to give him his red carpet (i.e. small piece of red paper 4 him to step on) welcome again! damnsit...o well..he'll just hav to b satisfied with shumin being ther (if shes on duty) to welcome him! ahahhahaha...

Lets bitch!!!

Jialat...i am starting to feel and see my pores enlarging. Tiny craters on my face, like those lousy cameras with lousy megapixels. You will only see its perfect complexion if you stand far far away or have forgotten to wear that powerful specs of yours. DIE!!! No wonder my pimples are proliferating everywhere cos the bigger the holes are, the more dirt it traps, and the easier it is for a pimple to be born!!

So sad. The other time,, my student made fun of my pimple. A silly joke but i just cant forget it!! haha...he said: " Cher! how come you 22 years old then get pimples ah???". The kid then gave me the smug, mischevious face. (You get the "joke" ??????)

Sigh, i nearly strangled the kid alive, or snub him with some ultimate sarcasm. haha but i cant cos the first would land me in jail, and the second would send the class in laugthers. It's the exams so everything has gotta be SERIOUS you see.
Weird kids right?! They love sarcasms i tell you. Those ding dong bells...couldnt stop misbehaving during exams, went over their limits and unleashed the horrible tyrant in me!! My sudden change into this loud railing monster must have shocked them, cos they must have thought i'm this o so gentle and fragile missy. HA!!

Invigilating art exams can be a load of fun. Cos you don have to be as serious as before, and you needn't worry about speaking too loudly to some kid. Also, you can see some stupid kids doing stupid things and some dingdong bells' cutie-pie drawings. Some of these stupid kids went away painting their pictures so "efficiently" that they finished their artwork in haif an hour's time (its a 2 hour paper). So in the end they had nothing to do for the next 1h30min! dum kids! They'd then filled themselves with silly activities like painting their entire hand black (and i will not let them go the the toilet until the last 30min of the paper, so they had to sit for an hour with their "CHAOTA" hand). Others will turn into clowns and try to juggle their paintbrushes with their faces, noses, mouths and no brains; and people around them would start giggling, followed on by my super-stare.but The winner of them all silly-activities was a boy who brought a raincoat to the paper!

His strategy was....
1) hurriedly paint the whole piece of paper in red. watery paint was used to make the paper wet and limpy.
2) dirty his shirt, pants and everything clean in the process
3) ask for permission to visit the loo.
4) wore his raincoat all the way to its first button as he visited the toilet.
5) together with the amazing outfit, came back and painted another newly requested drawing paper blue.

wat an artwork. hahaha...dum kid...

and kids of this age laugh at anything..
1) if you call them "mister"
2) if your instructions include the word "sheet"
eg. "please take 3 sheets of paper each"

hahaha dum kids! sigh i think i will have bigger holes on my face soon....

I like weird guys?

BOSY...DIE LA ...i think i am habouring that little funny feeling about mr ch can. shit. i tell he is dam sly..u noe how n why? cos he first potrays this disgusting snobbish abominable idiot then later wen he becomes a little nicer . you'd think he likes you! den becos u tink he likes you, you start to think ( or at least I start to think la...haha) den its a sly circle back to liking him!!!! its those social psych terms that i cant rememebr. wat a mind player!! urgh....

die la....

but at least its a funny feeling ...i dun like him..but i'm super wary about him now. but i know if i continue to give him more than 2 cents worth of thought...i might just develop a bubble of wat-must-not-be-named. just like with all that had happened before!!!how disgusting can i get?!!!

its just a preoocupation ..its just a preoccupation...its just a preoccupation....

o ya..y is it that i suddenly write about all this?
COS!!! today!!! mr ch treated to me to lunch (as u may have already known) and he didnt invite the rest! so thats just 2 of us...sounds quite scandalous if you wana bitch about it. but that is not the crux of all my worries...
the thing is ...i actually enjoyed the meal !!!! we had some north indian food at some restaurant in little india and it was great! but i am hoping that i AM incorrectly attributing my love for india and mizpah to a sensationalised meal with him! u know that bridge experiment that had in social psych text? the one they had to cross the rickety bridge and most of the men mistook the excitement for sexual attraction? ya i am hoping mine is just a misattribution too!
and it wasnt just the food that was good. well...it wasnt those awkward meal in which two people just stair at their plate and eat in silence. neither was those politically charged conversations that we had (maybe just a tinge)..............
soooooooooooooooooooo
i am appalled and wary about why i actually enjoyed it so much!
haha...now that i have rationalised abit up there...it seems less scary.
my mind tells me that he's totally not the kind. cos i tink he needs another 10 years to mature up! and he's 26 !!
am i being too judgemental?
I DUN CARE!!!



bosy....do i have some kind of phobia or somtin for wat-must-not-be-named?
*shrugs*

The Greatest Being Alive

Amazing people are usually caught unexpected.

COLUMN

BOSY!!!! u cant spell column?!!! hahaha...aiya...dun worry abt the jokes in our head. this kind of telepathy is easy to get back. even if it doesnt...FEAR NOT, for we will only add more variety to our column, which prevent us from ending up like punch drunk live's critics. haha remember that riiiiiiiiiigggght??????? hahaha...

o yar i read abt that skinny bride thing too, but only the first paragraph haha..cos it looks boring and erm..predictable. yucks i hate those slimming programmes can! And these creatures are proliferating everywhere! a pandemic (in today's paper). haha
Whoever reads this and are girls, PLEASE dun degrade yourself! must learn from Selena Tan (Tan right?)...the dim sum dollie actress la...
haha...ya i RESPECT her man. cos i was watching this thing on channelnewsasia which talked about sins of women. i tink it was talking about pride/ beauty. From there, Selena was saying how she declined numerous invitations for her to "slim" for free, and with that she added that could never live happily without all those nice fooooood. happiness not based on looks, that's what she meant. *THUMBS UP*

O yeah before i go...a few things i learn as a teacher.

1) there is a plural form for crisis

2) it seems there's no plural form for the word "tense" ( as in present tense, past tense)

3) (this is not a learning per se but more like an affirmation of previous knowledge)
you cannot explain your poverty. eg "sally explain her poverty" is a grammatically incorrect sentence. But you can say " sally explained for her poverty" or "sally explained the circumstances of her poverty".
Poverty is a STATE of being poor. Its a description. get it? hahah

4) "Teachers' bracelet" == a collection of rubber-bands around the wrist(s)


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