Dont be a Kelly!

bOSY!!! i love braniac too!! haha...despite its horribly conducted experiments. can u imagine we all used to believe such shows wen we were young! my goodness!
And talking abt bedbugs! my bed has been infested w it since.........................SO LONG AGO! haha...o bosy u know how to check if they're really bedbuggs? ok try lying on your ear, v still on yr bed (pretend to e bugs u are asleep). wait patiently and quietly, if u hear some weird insect chirping noise, it's them!!! now u must listen v carefully, cos those creatures are very slyyyyyyy one noe! YA those bloodsuckerz!!!!!

O BOSY bad news! i lost my wallet!!!! and guess wats inside! my ic n atms n debit card of cos...but most importantly is my NUS StUDENT EZlink card la!!! WALAO dam sway la!! on e 13th of Dec somor! Now cannot get student rate haircuts and travel at cheap rates!! how abominable is tat! sighhhhhhh........................................ i'm going to curse whoever gets my stuff n dun return...i love my kiddyface ic know!!!

O ya and i tell u something VERY funny abt kelly ya! Got this sunday i sorta brought him to this harmonica concert at victoria concert hall (cos got complimentary tics), and i gotta admit tt concert was a wee bit boring la. AND this stupid kelly wan2 act like he can really appreciate tis kind of stuff. You know i caught him sleepin out of the corner of my powerful eyes! he was knodding his head off!! BUt as kelly as kelly can be, he refused to admit! he said wen he really truely wana to enjoy or TAO JUI rite...he closes his eyes! can u believe tt bull!!! hahahaha....

Den i jus kinda shrugged "ok lor"...but secretly continued to observe him. haha...u noe..wen u fall asleep during lectures, you head starts to incline at tis weird angle becos of lack of support rite? and tis movement looks like a nod rite? and wen u reached a certain maximum angle, u jerked back up, partially awake rite? YA..so kelly did tat! but wen he jerked back up, he continued to nod his head and sway it sideways abit to pretend that he was nodding away w the beat of the music...BUT it was so out of beat !! it was so obvious!!! kelly SI YAO MIAN ZI !!!!
hahahahahahaahahahaah damn funny...... i shall show u in person one day......
hahahaahahahahahahahaahah remind me ya!!!!!

sex makes ur game better!

hahahahaha..bosy! was just watching tv (sthg ive been doin alot lately...DESPITE my looming exam..hah!) n this show called brainiac was on..they were doing an expt to determine if sex makes ur game (i.e football) better! it was DAMN funnY! hahahaha..n i could prolly pick out a few big mistakes! STATS! hahahah..they divided e guys into 2 teams - one would go hav sex during half time and the other would play scrabble....n they would compare post halftime n pre halftime game performance to c if their hypothesis was proven! but so many biases!!!! even e ppl judging performance were not blind to the groups tt they were grouping! TSK! shld hav been a double-blind..to prevent judging bias!

owell..so much 4 stats! hahahaha

den i must whine abt my bedbug bites...or at least i think they are bedbug bites....hmmm..but i cant figure out wat else they could b!!! POOR ME!!! my legs are scarred and scared!!!! (of bedbugs of cuz) ... i need mopiko now! hahahah..

gonna go to e doc tom n get jabbed! hahah..gotta tk my vaccination jabs..hope only hav to tk one out of e three that they took a blood test for....*cross fingers*

cant wait to come back man! its in....7days time!!! bosY! u'll b seeing me in 7DAYS!!!! u can start making e banner to welcome me back now (if u havent already started) ...O! n u can start emailing my fans to let them noe..its offical tt im comin back! hahahahah..

Have yourself a Melly little christmas....

BOSY!! How'd you know wat u touched was a human's heart! It might have been a pig's beek-bob-beek-bob!! AND...i dont think my heart is "yellow-ish brown-ish in color " haha...cos i think my heart is red and thumpin????? hmmmm....hahaha....

Having basic theory (driving) test later!! haha quite excited. it's been quite sometime since i sat for my last exam/test! And i cant wait to drive my own car!!! For once i can act like a king...i mean queen...having it MY WAY. MUA HA HA HA....
O ya...did i tell you (you'd interupt me at this point saying "no") that i have been having dreams about driving since erm...last year!! its not the recurring type, every night like harry's, but it jus come once in a while..haha...
And wat kind of dream would tt be? haha..well..most of the time i dream about myself driving!! Really PRO-ly of cos...haha but always dam sway kena caught by traffic police!! Sometimes it ends up as a road chase! dam exciting rite!! wahahah....COOL...

AND YES!! CHRSITMAS is round the corner!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!! Go to this radiowebsite and listen to the season holiday's radio channels! *Hums...."let it snow!! let it snow!! let it snow!!" *
This is the period when my imagination takes me on a wild ride into snow-capped HDB flats and snowflakes instead of rain floating down from the skies; people walking around in beanies and scarfs (myself wearing trenchcoat, stripey scarfs and highboots of cos!) puffing out misty breaths.HA!! And who can forget the christmas trees!! Sometimes in the jsut-drizzled morning, i'd imagine myself in my humble cottage; in warm cosy velvety(duno how to spell) armchair, beside the fireplace---softly crackling away to christmas tunes. Awwwwwwwwww..........

*Hums..." i saw...mommy kissing santa claus...underneath the mistle tow last night....if only daddy had seen...." whistles *

Alternatively, we'd be crunching our ways tru the snow to a nearby frozen lake to ice-blade! den as we glide around like beautiful swans (haha), we can see cool fish swimming beneath our feet!! hahaha!!! come on! its just imaginations!!!

And wat about reindeers!!! heh heh!! bet you forgot to imagine them rite...haha...
instead of flying around in planes, we fly around in reindeers-contraptions!!! WOOHOO~~!!!

OK la think i better stop for e moment...oughta get back to studying my basic theory! blegh!
Meanhwile...bosy, have yourself a melly little christmas by starting to dream like me!!!!!!!!! Weeeeeee..........................

today i touched someone's heart

today i touched someone's heart....

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww u mite think..but *TAAAAEENN* ure wrong..i LITERALLY touched someone's heart today! hahahahhahahahahah..(bosy ure gonna hate me...but i dun care!) it was during pract session n we were learning abt e heart n its ventricles n its atriums which had dicuspid or tricuspid valves and e coronal arteries n e jugular veins blah blah yada yada...it was SMELLY! n GROSS! but SO COOOOOOOO!!!! hahahah..yeahhhh..

e hearts were slimly but yet surprisingly firm..it was like holding a slightly hard sponge minus e spongy bits n e bright yellow color! hah.e hearts were yellow-ish brown-ish in color man..tts prolly wat all our hearts look like in ther..somewhere posterior and medial to ur lungs (HA! tryin to put wat i learnt into use!)

it rained today..e skies just decided to open up n empty its contents on us....so i kinda had to run in e rain..looking like superman with a billowing white cape (also affectionately known as my labcoat) in e rain....smart me decided to wear a skirt today..and so my legs were drenched n they shivered through e lecture n pract sessions! POOR ME! hahaha..but it was fun running in e rain...my fren's pants kept dropping!! hahaha..thou i think if we waited a little longer..e rain would hav subsided and we wouldnt hav gotten wet at all..

anyways it was e 1st time i touched someone's heart n i just tot i'd share it with u! (awwwww..ain't i sweet??? yes i am i noe it..u noe it..it IS true! hahaahha)

they remind me of us

bosy!

ive got 2 frends in my class..and they remind me of us...sorta in a past, present n future way...haha.. they are like us....mayb 5yrs in e future..like 5yrs in e future when u get engaged or married or wat..we'll get together n celebrate it!! but the studyin part reminds me of us last time when we use to go 4 lects together..try to get same tuts...n everything....*reminiscing* (i think tts how its spelt)

yeahh..suddenly feeling lonely....really no life leh...not eating is sleeping, not sleeping is mugging (or tryin to mug), nt mugging is thinking of wat to cook 4 meals, nt doin tt is vaccuming or cleaning some part of e hse, nt doin any of e above is plopped in front of my lappie stoning...SO NO LIFE!!!! i cant wait 4 my module to b over to go back..even if it is 4 2wks...i'll b happy!!

i tink if i didnt hav e habit of talking to myself (nt in a creepy way) i'd die here man!!! every other day i would speak less than 2 sentences...haha..so sad rite???? damnsit..feeling like a loser now...

ok..nt gonna whine anymore...im gonna....u guessed it...MUG! hahaha..got test tom again..hope they dun kill us with weird qns!!! *cross fingers*