Lets bitch!!!

Jialat...i am starting to feel and see my pores enlarging. Tiny craters on my face, like those lousy cameras with lousy megapixels. You will only see its perfect complexion if you stand far far away or have forgotten to wear that powerful specs of yours. DIE!!! No wonder my pimples are proliferating everywhere cos the bigger the holes are, the more dirt it traps, and the easier it is for a pimple to be born!!

So sad. The other time,, my student made fun of my pimple. A silly joke but i just cant forget it!! haha...he said: " Cher! how come you 22 years old then get pimples ah???". The kid then gave me the smug, mischevious face. (You get the "joke" ??????)

Sigh, i nearly strangled the kid alive, or snub him with some ultimate sarcasm. haha but i cant cos the first would land me in jail, and the second would send the class in laugthers. It's the exams so everything has gotta be SERIOUS you see.
Weird kids right?! They love sarcasms i tell you. Those ding dong bells...couldnt stop misbehaving during exams, went over their limits and unleashed the horrible tyrant in me!! My sudden change into this loud railing monster must have shocked them, cos they must have thought i'm this o so gentle and fragile missy. HA!!

Invigilating art exams can be a load of fun. Cos you don have to be as serious as before, and you needn't worry about speaking too loudly to some kid. Also, you can see some stupid kids doing stupid things and some dingdong bells' cutie-pie drawings. Some of these stupid kids went away painting their pictures so "efficiently" that they finished their artwork in haif an hour's time (its a 2 hour paper). So in the end they had nothing to do for the next 1h30min! dum kids! They'd then filled themselves with silly activities like painting their entire hand black (and i will not let them go the the toilet until the last 30min of the paper, so they had to sit for an hour with their "CHAOTA" hand). Others will turn into clowns and try to juggle their paintbrushes with their faces, noses, mouths and no brains; and people around them would start giggling, followed on by my super-stare.but The winner of them all silly-activities was a boy who brought a raincoat to the paper!

His strategy was....
1) hurriedly paint the whole piece of paper in red. watery paint was used to make the paper wet and limpy.
2) dirty his shirt, pants and everything clean in the process
3) ask for permission to visit the loo.
4) wore his raincoat all the way to its first button as he visited the toilet.
5) together with the amazing outfit, came back and painted another newly requested drawing paper blue.

wat an artwork. hahaha...dum kid...

and kids of this age laugh at anything..
1) if you call them "mister"
2) if your instructions include the word "sheet"
eg. "please take 3 sheets of paper each"

hahaha dum kids! sigh i think i will have bigger holes on my face soon....