Planetary Love

Leo:
(July 22 - August 21)
For a long time, Leo, you've been dealing with some pretty darned strange admirers - and wondering if there was something painted on your forehead that was causing it. It's not. It's all three of the outer planets: Pluto, Neptune, and Uranus. They've conspired to bring you intense, obsessive - and really, really "odd" suitors, so you may not have dated much, if you're single. Of course, you attached Leos have probably wondered what the heck happened to that nice, sweet person you used to know. Abduction, maybe? Relax. You'll have some nice, long breaks from the craziness this year. Relish them.


SOOooo... NIE guys arent desperate afterall. They're just Pluto, Neptune and Uranus! Ur..anus...get it? hahahaa


Libra:
(September 23 - October 22)
If anyone loves romance, Libra, it's you. It's your specialty, it's what you're famous for, and it's what your partner expects. You'll have an awful lot of help continuing to conjure up romance in your love life this year, too, thanks to lovely lady Neptune, who, next to Venus, is the heavens' most famously romantic planet. Of course, as you've probably already learned through your interactions with Neptune, you've got to be careful - because Neptune doesn't just introduce you to someone. She convinces you that this, finally, is your Prince or Princess Charming. When in doubt, ask an earthy friend for an objective opinion.


OOooo.... *sing-song tune* e weding bells are ringing!! e wedding bells are ringing!!
BOSY!!!! I'm your earthy friend!!!